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by: Jenni Kosarin See Larger Image List Price: $17.95 Our Price: $13.11 You Save: $4.84 (27%) Prices subject to change. Used Price: $3.49 Third Party New Price: $3.93 Availability: Usually ships in 24 hours This item ships for FREE with Super Saver Shipping. Binding: Hardcover Dewey Decimal Number: 133.5864677 EAN: 9780060887285 ISBN: 0060887281 Label: HarperEntertainment Manufacturer: HarperEntertainment Number Of Items: 1 Number Of Pages: 304 Publication Date: December 01, 2006 Publisher: HarperEntertainment Release Date: October 24, 2006 Sales Rank: 289271 Studio: HarperEntertainment Related Items: Astrologically Incorrect For Lovers: Slightly Wicked Advice for Seducing Any Sign of the Zodiac Smart Signs, Foolish Choices: An Astrological Guide to Getting Smart in Affairs of the Heart Love After Sex: Relationships by the Stars The Astrology of Great Sex: What Your Lover Wants Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign see more Editorial Review: Product Description: He's Just Not in the Stars is a sinful combination of He's Just Not That into You, Sex and the City, and The Secret Language of Birthdays. If all is fair in love and war, this is the right ammunition. . . . Hindsight is 20/20. Love is blind. With all that good and bad vision out there, who's gonna give you some serious insight? Sex columnist and love astrology expert Jenni Kosarin is taking names and kicking astrological butt. . . . Flirt. Crush. Boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend. Husband. Whatever. What's his potential? What's he looking for? How do you fix things once you've messed up? Which sign will give you another chance and which won't? Find out his idiosyncrasies before you date him. Find out who's ready for a relationship and who'll still be hanging out in twentysomething bars in fifteen years. (Uh. Creepy.) Here, get the scoop on how your man stacks up. Decipher. Crack the code. Get stellar advice. The concept is revolutionary: Combine his Sun Sign with his Venus. That's all. No 'rising signs,' no tricking his mother into telling you what time he was born. No cookie-cutter generalizations. This book is frighteningly specific. Filled with sixty easy-to-follow combos, it's illustrated with ironic, gossip-filled, shocking real-life examples of famous celebs such as: Colin Firth (Virgo, Venus in Libra): Virgo + Libra = sexy and subtle combo Orlando Bloom (Capricorn, Venus in Pisces): Capricorn is all for security, Pisces is a full-on romantic = good guy Chris Rock (Aquarius, Venus in Capricorn): Aquarius can be about partnership when Capricorn grounds it Ethan Hawke (Scorpio, Venus in Scorpio): Ladykiller double sign combo Antonio Banderas (Leo, Venus in Virgo): Hint: the Virgo makes him stay . . . plus many, many others. By defining him in a way that's never been done before, He's Just Not in the Stars gives it to you straight. No tiptoeing around. No hugging and sharing. No coddling. Deal with it. (Cue drum roll.) This is for the woman who wants to take charge of her own destiny. Is he in the stars? Time won't tell. Jenni Kosarin will. He's Just Not in the Stars is the last hip, irreverent relationship book you'll ever want. Throw away the rest . . . They're taking up space where your happily married pictures should go. Customer Reviews Average Rating: Rating: - The stars are not blind. This is a very funny and accurate picture of the signs and the personalities that go with them. It's pretty sad to see how hurtful we can be. These profiles are also accurate if you are looking for information on a female instead of a male. Rating: - Worst. Astrology. Book. Ever. I've studied astrology since the early 1970s and if you really want to understand men using astrology, know their *moon* sign! Venus is what they may be attracted to, but the moon reveals what they need in a mate. Not only is the underlying premise of the book wrong, the writing is one long stream of pop-culture references. The author tries too hard to be hip and it is annoying, not funny. If you eliminate the pop-culture references, you'll find there's no real information in this book ... Read More Rating: - Almost perfect! This is a great book that was on target for several old beaus. I would of liked more detail for it to rate 5 stars. It is a witty and a fun read. I'd like to read her take on women as well to enlighten myself as to how she would forewarn men about me! Rating: - Twinkle, Twinkle , What A STAR !!!!!!! Wonderfully written book that answers our ever-old riddle "how I wonder where You are?" (The One for YOU!). Kosarin guides you through the astrological signs with ballsy laugh out loud humor... Her desriptions are insanely witty, clever and above all so on the money. Finally, a book that clears your doubts on any man. So much fun... loved it. Bought a few for my friends and they loved it, too. Highly recommended. Rating: - Spot on advice! I LOVE this book! It's funny, to the point, and spot on advice for anyone interested in gaining insights and advice on relationships and astrology. Ms. Kosarin has a hilarious gift of writing and makes this book an enjoyable read from beginning to end. Highly recommended - couldn't put it down! K. High, New York, NY see more Browse for similar items by category: Qualifying Textbooks - Custom Stores - Specialty Stores - Books - General AAS Relationships - Health, Mind & Body - Subjects - Books - Interpersonal Relations Relationships - Health, Mind & Body - Subjects - Books - Love & Romance Relationships - Health, Mind & Body - Subjects - Books - Mate Seeking Astrology - New Age - Religion & Spirituality - Subjects - Books - General